PA Fighter Patch Level 1
What would modern gaming be without rushed release schedules and lots of patch files?
To install patch:
Unzip into PA Fighter directory.
Known bugs fixed:
- Cards whose 16-bit colour uses 6 bits of green (Old TNTs and god knows what else) aren't dumb anymore.
- Splash screen loads.
- Characters now have better moves (weak punches, easier special moves)
- Icon added
- Documentation present <see below>
Documentation:
PA fighter is a simulation of real fighting. It has been made as realistic as possible, originally designed a training simulation for Navy Seals. The Mad Monkey Construction Agency presents you with this fine programme, because we love you so much.
How to play:
Tycho: Use the inverted T arrow keys to control movement. / and . punch and block.
Gabe: Pretend CVB & F are an inverted T arrow keypad. Z and X are block and punch.
To execute a strong punch, charge back, then move forward and punch.
Other special moves exist. Consult the Penny Arcade Cast Page.
If your video card sucks:
Invoke pa_fighter with the "slow" commandline thinger, to disable the foreground.
System Requirements
Software: PA Fighter requires DirectX 7 or higher, so as to take full advantage of your video card's hardware accelerated geometry calculations.
Hardware: PA fighter requires hardware, please do not try to run it without any. In all seriousness, I'm running it on a 5-year old 2 MB video card, which is why that "slow" option exists. I figure this game will work great on anything less than a few years old.
License:
You are allowed to use this game for anything you want, except for cybersex or suing us.
About PA Fighter:
Penny Arcade Fighter was written from scratch by the Mad Monkey Construction Agency, in about two weeks. The Mad Monkey Construction Agency is very very tired now.
About Us:
We are the Mad Monkey Construction Agency, a couple of guys in Minnesota. You can find out what we've been up to several months ago at our web page at http://mmca.ompages.com/monkey or email us at mmca@mmca.ompages.com.